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Offline Pappymn

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The Post Office
« Reply #-1 on: December 20, 2017, 01:02:46 PM »


 
THE POST OFFICE

This will warm your heart at Christmas time...

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job
was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to
God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to
see what it was about.

The letter read:

  Dear God,

   I am an 83 year  old widow, living on a very small  pension.
   Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which
   was all the money I had until my next pension payment.

   Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my
   friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing
   to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you  are my
   only hope...

   Can you please help me?

   Sincerely, Edna

   The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all
   the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and
   came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds,
   he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and
   sent to the woman.

   The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow
   thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

   Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the
  same old lady to God.

   All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.   It read:

 

    Dear God,

   How  can I ever thank you enough for what you did for  me?

   Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious
   dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my
   friends of your wonderful gift.

   By the way, there was $4 missing.

   I think it might have been those b@st@rd$ at the post office.

   Sincerely,

   Edna

 

 


 
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Re: The Post Office
« on: December 20, 2017, 01:40:41 PM »
Now that's funny Pappy!!!  :D :D
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Re: The Post Office
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2017, 02:04:56 PM »
I lost my warm and fuzzy real quick.............that was a good one!!
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Re: The Post Office
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2017, 02:14:09 PM »
^^^^^^^^ What he said ! ! !




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Re: The Post Office
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2017, 02:20:51 PM »
one of the best ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Post Office
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2017, 02:45:20 PM »
I felt the tears coming until the last two lines.

Then I shed tears of laughter.
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Re: The Post Office
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2017, 03:36:01 PM »
an oldie but a goodie..I like the old classics.  .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.
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Re: The Post Office
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2017, 04:19:16 PM »
LMAO ;D
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Re: The Post Office
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2017, 07:04:46 PM »
Too funny
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