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Offline smokeasaurus

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I want steak
« Reply #-1 on: December 16, 2017, 02:04:05 PM »
Just a little poem from The Smoke.......after the poem I will have a cup of chamomile tea and cry a little bit........yeah right...fat chance......

I WANT STEAK

i want steak!
I want a steak
As big as the sky
I want a steak
I ain't shy

I want a sirloin
Or maybe some tips
I want a Porterhouse
As big as Mick Jaggers lips

Man I love a nice cut
Some grade A fun
On my mothers china
With a little A1

A 32 ounce
I guess its a little brash
Throw some peas on my plate
And put some garlic in my mash

Steak in the trash
What a waste
You may be vegetarian
But I love that taste

This steak is free range
I don't care
I like mine top round
Medium rare

I'm cool with vegans
I eat carrots too
And yes its a little disturbing
That my steak just said moo

But you can't convert me
When its grilled and moist
Though some don't like it
Its my f*ing choice

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Re: I want steak
« on: December 16, 2017, 02:14:01 PM »
I showed my hubby a tomahawk steak yesterday at Sam's..he was clueless but he liked it..way to much for both of us or I would have got one..we love steak  .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.
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I want steak
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2017, 03:43:38 PM »
A1 sauce???


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Re: I want steak
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2017, 03:45:12 PM »
A1 sauce???


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Sizzler steak sauce is much better but hey......I didn't write this little ode to bovine...............:) 
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Offline Ka Honu

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Re: I want steak
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2017, 05:02:00 PM »
If you have to put sauce on a steak, you're covering for bad beef or poor prep.

If you like to put sauce on a steak, you're probably a communist or a terrorist (or maybe both).

Gravy on chicken fried steak not included.

Just sayin'...
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I want steak
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2017, 05:10:17 PM »
If you have to put sauce on a steak, you're covering for bad beef or poor prep.

If you like to put sauce on a steak, you're probably a communist or a terrorist (or maybe both).

Gravy on chicken fried steak not included.

Just sayin'...

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Re: I want steak
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2017, 05:42:41 PM »
Yup, the Turtle is wise.
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Re: I want steak
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2017, 06:44:45 PM »
Yup, the Turtle is wise.
about steak anyways  .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.
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Re: I want steak
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2017, 07:31:47 PM »
Smoke,
That is pretty good!!

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Re: I want steak
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2017, 08:19:59 PM »
Awesome!  :thumbup:
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Re: I want steak
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2017, 08:54:53 PM »
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Re: I want steak
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2017, 10:29:54 PM »
Love it!!!!!
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Re: I want steak
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2017, 02:43:02 PM »
A1 sauce???


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For me, it's a memory.  Back in the day, before I did any cooking, my dad wanted everything well done.  A1 brings back memories of those days.  I still keep it in the house, but I use it, instead of ketchup, on my Steak Fries ! ! !





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Re: I want steak
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2017, 03:47:39 PM »
If I am out of Wooster, I will use A1 as a slather before I apply my rub (if it is beef).......
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