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Offline Ron D

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The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart
« Reply #-1 on: May 24, 2012, 10:34:24 AM »
The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"   











 
 
 
 
 
 

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The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart
« on: May 24, 2012, 10:57:51 AM »
Good one.


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Re: The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2012, 12:11:22 PM »
Why are you scrolling down?

Well, I already stepped on the and and I was looking for a cleaver to butcher the cow.
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Re: The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2012, 07:28:44 PM »
You are a twisted man Ron...maybe that is why you fit in so well with this crowd ;D
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