LOL!! I needed a good laugh, y'all crack me up. This brisket is a weird one, it may just be a unicorn brisket. You'll see in the video. I can't complain, Stephanie got it at Kroger on clearance a while back for $1.99/lb. I think we have a couple of more in the chest freezer, they too may be shaped weird but oh well. It's getting smoked regardless! Now I just gotta get up early and start smokin', stay tuned!