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Re: Food Warning
« on: January 15, 2014, 09:12:58 PM »
A bowl full of these at work would be priceless
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Re: Food Warning
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2014, 09:30:18 PM »
I laughed so hard my eyes were watering!

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Re: Food Warning
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2014, 09:32:10 PM »
Gummy-Lax!
BBQ is neither verb or noun. It is an experience.
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Re: Food Warning
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2014, 10:10:40 PM »
Those are some funny reviews :D
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Re: Food Warning
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2014, 01:30:43 AM »
 ;D ??? ;D
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Re: Food Warning
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2014, 02:40:45 AM »
I'd eat them.  ;)
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Re: Food Warning
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2014, 08:49:08 AM »
Funniest thing I've read in ages!  Thanks for posting  ;D

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Re: Food Warning
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2014, 09:17:58 AM »
"The taste is like having a package of Skittles pee on your tastebuds." I guess if you have to quantify what "taste the rainbow" really means, that would do it.

Funniest thing I've read in a long time.   ;D
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Re: Food Warning
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2014, 10:35:19 AM »

Gummy Golytely! 

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Re: Food Warning
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2014, 12:06:52 PM »
Wow.. what a good laugh! Thanks I needed that!
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Re: Food Warning
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2014, 06:35:12 PM »
Thank God these don't come disguised as a BBQ rub. I think we all know someone who
will try to push them off on us!  :D :D :D :D
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Re: Food Warning
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2014, 06:48:17 AM »
This is Hilarious  ;D ;D ;D
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