I am proud to announce that a smart environmentalist finally figured out how to get rid of global warming in Texas. When I walked outside today, I didn't even give global warming a thought. This is good; however, I am a little concerned that they went overboard on this new global cooling technology and am worried that the warmth we actually need might not come back any time soon.
We now know that we can't count on that new green technology with the spinning windmill blades because most of them froze up and we lost that power generation. There are over 10,700 turbines in Texas at about 4 Mil each. What a waste of good money. We don't have much solar energy in Texas, but that wouldn't have worked very well either because it has been mostly overcast.
I wish that I had a moral to this story. Oh, wait...Don't Mess With Texas.