Let's Talk BBQ
General => General Discussion & Topics => Humor => Topic started by: smokeasaurus on December 16, 2017, 02:04:05 PM
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Just a little poem from The Smoke.......after the poem I will have a cup of chamomile tea and cry a little bit........yeah right...fat chance......
I WANT STEAK
i want steak!
I want a steak
As big as the sky
I want a steak
I ain't shy
I want a sirloin
Or maybe some tips
I want a Porterhouse
As big as Mick Jaggers lips
Man I love a nice cut
Some grade A fun
On my mothers china
With a little A1
A 32 ounce
I guess its a little brash
Throw some peas on my plate
And put some garlic in my mash
Steak in the trash
What a waste
You may be vegetarian
But I love that taste
This steak is free range
I don't care
I like mine top round
Medium rare
I'm cool with vegans
I eat carrots too
And yes its a little disturbing
That my steak just said moo
But you can't convert me
When its grilled and moist
Though some don't like it
Its my f*ing choice
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I showed my hubby a tomahawk steak yesterday at Sam's..he was clueless but he liked it..way to much for both of us or I would have got one..we love steak .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.
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A1 sauce???
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A1 sauce???
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Sizzler steak sauce is much better but hey......I didn't write this little ode to bovine...............:)
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If you have to put sauce on a steak, you're covering for bad beef or poor prep.
If you like to put sauce on a steak, you're probably a communist or a terrorist (or maybe both).
Gravy on chicken fried steak not included.
Just sayin'...
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If you have to put sauce on a steak, you're covering for bad beef or poor prep.
If you like to put sauce on a steak, you're probably a communist or a terrorist (or maybe both).
Gravy on chicken fried steak not included.
Just sayin'...
The Turtle speaks the truth
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Yup, the Turtle is wise.
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Yup, the Turtle is wise.
about steak anyways .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.
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Smoke,
That is pretty good!!
Art
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Awesome! :thumbup:
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:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Love it!!!!!
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A1 sauce???
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For me, it's a memory. Back in the day, before I did any cooking, my dad wanted everything well done. A1 brings back memories of those days. I still keep it in the house, but I use it, instead of ketchup, on my Steak Fries ! ! !
BD
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If I am out of Wooster, I will use A1 as a slather before I apply my rub (if it is beef).......