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General => General Discussion & Topics => Quote of the Day => Topic started by: stalag on June 07, 2016, 06:42:24 PM

Title: rhyme
Post by: stalag on June 07, 2016, 06:42:24 PM
When you have a week,
you may be weak,
then take a leak,
then eat a leek
then attempt to speak,
from your ever open beak
from which comes a squeak
only once a week.
Title: Re: rhyme
Post by: smokeasaurus on June 07, 2016, 07:25:16 PM
don't quit your day job  :D :D :) :)
Title: Re: rhyme
Post by: stalag on June 07, 2016, 08:05:41 PM
don't quit your day job  :D :D :) :)

Tag, your it, come up with a rhyme.
Title: Re: rhyme
Post by: smokeasaurus on June 07, 2016, 08:06:45 PM
I am not a poet

and I know it


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Title: Re: rhyme
Post by: muebe on June 07, 2016, 09:44:19 PM
There once was a member named Tee
Who was smiling from ear to ear with glee
Because he showed so much disregard
When he was witholding Pappy's man-card
Tee can also create oh so much fright
If he wears shorts cause his legs are so dang white
Bright and so scary
Any beach goer need to be wary
Luckily the beach for him is a far drive or a flight
Title: Re: rhyme
Post by: smokeasaurus on June 07, 2016, 09:54:59 PM
There once was a member named Tee
Who was smiling from ear to ear with glee
Because he showed so much disregard
When he was witholding Pappy's man-card
Tee can also create oh so much fright
If he wears shorts cause his legs are so dang white
Bright and so scary
Any beach goer need to be wary
Luckily the beach for him is a far drive or a flight

I think your membership fees are going to be getting closer to Pappy's  :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: rhyme
Post by: TentHunteR on June 08, 2016, 07:55:13 AM
Uh Oh... I don't think Kevin (stalag) realizes what he's started!  :D
Title: Re: rhyme
Post by: smokeasaurus on June 08, 2016, 10:44:39 AM
Uh Oh... I don't think Kevin (stalag) realizes what he's started!  :D

New members.....ya gotta love them  8)

They have no idea about the baggage we have going on around here  :D :D
Title: rhyme
Post by: Pappymn on June 08, 2016, 11:31:02 AM
I've had to dial it back or pick up another paper route to be able to stick around
Title: Re: rhyme
Post by: stalag on June 08, 2016, 12:44:52 PM
Uh Oh... I don't think Kevin (stalag) realizes what he's started!  :D

New members.....ya gotta love them  8)

They have no idea about the baggage we have going on around here  :D :D
Why doest thou whine
When thou asked to rhyme?
Title: Re: rhyme
Post by: stalag on June 08, 2016, 12:48:15 PM
I think it might be fun
To see how people pun.
Title: Re: rhyme
Post by: Jaxon on June 08, 2016, 02:33:16 PM
This is for stalag:

There once was a newbie who rhymed
From the Columbus area he chimed
He posted his tomes full of wit
Trying to cajole just a bit
Each member to share
Whatever they dare
But the others just couldn't get with it

"burma shave"
Title: rhyme
Post by: tailfeathers on June 08, 2016, 03:01:09 PM
My all time favorite and included in my profile:
To blessed to be distressed!!!


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Title: Re: rhyme
Post by: Jaxon on June 08, 2016, 09:19:48 PM
Did Stalag start this?

There once was a newbie who rhymed
From the Columbus area he chimed
He posted his tomes full of wit
Trying to cajole just a bit
Each member to share
Whatever they dare
But the others just couldn't get with it

"burma shave"