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Title: I didn't want to hear this
Post by: Jaxon on August 31, 2017, 07:45:36 AM
It is getting harder to find good wings these days. Now I know why:

http://www.aol.com/article/lifestyle/2017/08/29/america-is-heading-for-a-chicken-wing-shortage/23189904/?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000058&
Title: Re: I didn't want to hear this
Post by: teesquare on August 31, 2017, 07:53:41 AM
I will call up an old Prof at A&M on your behalf Jaxon.....

He has a new secret chicken he has cross-bred for better meat production. It has 4 legs and 4 wings. He swears they will solve this dilemma....

I asked him how the bird tastes. His response: "Well...to be honest - we don't know... Them suckers are so fast and can fly now - so - we haven't been able to catch one yet..."

(Sorry...I had to do it.... ;) ;D :D 8) )
Title: Re: I didn't want to hear this
Post by: Jaxon on August 31, 2017, 09:14:52 AM
Tee, I didn't know you were old enough to remember that joke...
Title: Re: I didn't want to hear this
Post by: teesquare on August 31, 2017, 10:37:56 AM
Tee, I didn't know you were old enough to remember that joke...

precisely 7 years older than dirt...... ;) ??? ;D
Title: Re: I didn't want to hear this
Post by: Big Dawg on August 31, 2017, 04:40:33 PM
Well, if the rain slows down, I'll be doing some wings tonight.  But, even at Sam's, the least I've been paying is $2.50 lb.

BTW, there is no such thing as Boneless Wings.  There would not be enough met left to cook even if you could de-bone one.





BD
Title: Re: I didn't want to hear this
Post by: Roget on August 31, 2017, 05:06:48 PM
Sorry to hear this (if it is actually true)
I do love me some wings.
Title: Re: I didn't want to hear this
Post by: RAD on August 31, 2017, 07:54:47 PM
My wife would starve to death.