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Offline pz

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Dumb and dumber...
« Reply #-1 on: August 12, 2014, 12:12:19 AM »
... a story of misadventure on the Oregon coast.

My wife and I were visiting with Smoker Pete and his wife, and on the last day we decided to follow Pete to the point to watch him casting for salmon.  Huge rocks piled up formed the base of the jetty - because Cheri has a bit of a balance issue, she leaned forward while climbing down to the waters edge, and of course, her iPhone was in her shirt pocket (funny how slick those phones are).

It doesn't take too much of an imagination to envision what happened - yep - the phone fell down between these huge boulders, far enough so we couldn't see it. Pete's wife came back with a flashlight and low and behold, Cheri saw it!  ... and only 4-5 feet down a slot about 6 inches by 18 inches or so!  So near and yet so far, I muttered that the phone was lost.

Cheri wanted me to check anyway and down I go, but the bill of my visor was in the way so I reversed it, forgetting that I had my sunglasses perched atop!  Down they go, right next to the phone  ;D

Now we were looking at not one, but two monumental mistakes - I sure did feel stupid, but everyone else thought it quite amusing  8)

Between casts, Pete shouted up to use duct tape - great idea!  Another of our companions just happened to have duct tape and a 4-foot pole in his truck - we wadded up the duct tape, stuck it to the end, and managed to easily fetch up my glasses.  Then another larger wad of tape and the phone came up!

Gazing longingly at an iPhone and my favorite sunglasses.  We first tried the broom handle, but it was too slick.


Pulling off a long strip of duct tape


Success!  Call it fools luck, but we managed not only to retrieve the phone and glasses, but neither was damaged other than a scratch in the phone's case!


I have to thank Pete's wife for sending me these pictures (she took them on her phone).  Funny thing is that her photos are usually so sharp and clear while these were a little fuzzy.  Maybe the fact that she was laughing contributed to the slight lack of focus.  ;D

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Re: Dumb and dumber...
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:24:55 AM »
That duct tape is one of man's greatest invention.  That and WD-40 can fix whatever you need fixin'---even if you broke it.  Dee
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Re: Dumb and dumber...
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2014, 12:31:22 AM »
Ha too funny pz :D

Great story!
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Re: Dumb and dumber...
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2014, 01:12:13 AM »
Funny story and pics!!! I bet Cheri felt a little better after the sunglasses went!!!  ::) Son
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Re: Dumb and dumber...
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2014, 01:16:10 AM »


A Kodak moment ... I thought for sure that it was a lost cause but my wife never doubted that the phone would be retrieved ...  Too bad I didn't have as much success with the salmon!  ;D
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Re: Dumb and dumber...
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2014, 04:43:27 AM »
Awesome!  :D
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Re: Dumb and dumber...
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2014, 05:50:02 AM »
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Re: Dumb and dumber...
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2014, 08:02:07 AM »
Funny!!  It is amazing how "things" can snowball on you sometimes.  Glad it worked out in your favor.

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Re: Dumb and dumber...
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2014, 09:15:16 AM »
That duct tape is one of man's greatest invention.  That and WD-40 can fix whatever you need fixin'---even if you broke it.  Dee

Duct tape and WD-40 don't leave home without it.   ;)
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Re: Dumb and dumber...
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2014, 09:25:10 AM »
Thats funny for sure. Great save on both items

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Re: Dumb and dumber...
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2014, 11:04:30 AM »
Great story, pz!
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Re: Dumb and dumber...
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2014, 12:08:27 PM »
That is too funny!  Good job on getting them back-- that was a stroke of genius with the tape! 
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Re: Dumb and dumber...
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2014, 05:33:19 PM »
The way I heard it was:  Does it move and shouldn't?  Duct tape to the rescue.   Should it move and doesn't?   Here's where the WD-40 works!    Amazing how easy it is to fix anything that way!   (Don't we all wish?)

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Re: Dumb and dumber...
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2014, 05:56:41 PM »
I think Col Dee should come up with a medal, and make PZ and Smokin' Peter honorary Red-Necks.....

Based on the evidence - their instinctive and stalwart use of Southern Engineering techniques in the reconnaissance and retrieval of lost and possibly injured items... ;) :D 8)
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Re: Dumb and dumber...
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2014, 07:37:43 PM »
Feel free to share my pictorials anywhere you like.Could mention from Spuds if you remember.