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Offline deestafford

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God and the baby
« Reply #-1 on: June 23, 2015, 11:35:34 PM »
A baby asked God, "They tell me you're sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live  there being so small and helpless?"

God said, "Your angel will  be waiting for  you and will take care of you."

The baby asked, "Who will protect me?"

God said, "Your angel will defend you even if means risking her life."

The baby said, "God, please tell me my angel's name."

God said, "You will simply call her Mommy."

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Re: God and the baby
« on: June 23, 2015, 11:39:31 PM »
Miss my Mommy, mis having someone to defend me and take care of me. Being grown sucks.
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Re: God and the baby
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2015, 11:49:16 PM »
You sure know how to make a guy feel all....verklempt..... :'(
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Re: God and the baby
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2015, 12:13:40 AM »
Damn Onions.............. :'( :'(
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Re: God and the baby
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2015, 12:18:38 AM »
Quote from: smokeasaurus on June 24, 2015, 12:13:40 AM
Damn Onions.............. :'( :'(
Yup, missing my mom...
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Re: God and the baby
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2015, 05:05:58 AM »
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Re: God and the baby
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2015, 06:47:40 AM »
I miss my mom. She died a year ago in May.  I still catch myself thinking " I need to call mom" from time to time....
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Re: God and the baby
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2015, 08:27:32 AM »
Pappy cutting them onions again :'(
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