Great Post on Lard Don!!Reminds me of a Joke from about 30 years ago, Kind of goes like this:
A husband and wife are in a grocery store and they get dislocated from each other. The husband starts yelling "Crisco" all through out the store. This became quite a distraction for other shoppers. The store manager asked the husband why he kept yelling "Crisco". His reply was that that at the last store they kicked him out for yelling "Lard A$$" where are you. Sorry...