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Offline stalag

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« Reply #-1 on: June 07, 2016, 06:42:24 PM »
When you have a week,
you may be weak,
then take a leak,
then eat a leek
then attempt to speak,
from your ever open beak
from which comes a squeak
only once a week.
« Last Edit: June 08, 2016, 12:39:30 AM by stalag »
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Re: rhyme
« on: June 07, 2016, 07:25:16 PM »
don't quit your day job  :D :D :) :)
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Re: rhyme
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2016, 08:05:41 PM »
don't quit your day job  :D :D :) :)

Tag, your it, come up with a rhyme.
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Re: rhyme
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2016, 08:06:45 PM »
I am not a poet

and I know it


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Re: rhyme
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2016, 09:44:19 PM »
There once was a member named Tee
Who was smiling from ear to ear with glee
Because he showed so much disregard
When he was witholding Pappy's man-card
Tee can also create oh so much fright
If he wears shorts cause his legs are so dang white
Bright and so scary
Any beach goer need to be wary
Luckily the beach for him is a far drive or a flight
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Re: rhyme
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2016, 09:54:59 PM »
There once was a member named Tee
Who was smiling from ear to ear with glee
Because he showed so much disregard
When he was witholding Pappy's man-card
Tee can also create oh so much fright
If he wears shorts cause his legs are so dang white
Bright and so scary
Any beach goer need to be wary
Luckily the beach for him is a far drive or a flight

I think your membership fees are going to be getting closer to Pappy's  :D :D :D :D
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Re: rhyme
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2016, 07:55:13 AM »
Uh Oh... I don't think Kevin (stalag) realizes what he's started!  :D
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Re: rhyme
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2016, 10:44:39 AM »
Uh Oh... I don't think Kevin (stalag) realizes what he's started!  :D

New members.....ya gotta love them  8)

They have no idea about the baggage we have going on around here  :D :D
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2016, 11:31:02 AM »
I've had to dial it back or pick up another paper route to be able to stick around
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Re: rhyme
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2016, 12:44:52 PM »
Uh Oh... I don't think Kevin (stalag) realizes what he's started!  :D

New members.....ya gotta love them  8)

They have no idea about the baggage we have going on around here  :D :D
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Re: rhyme
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2016, 12:48:15 PM »
I think it might be fun
To see how people pun.
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Re: rhyme
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2016, 02:33:16 PM »
This is for stalag:

There once was a newbie who rhymed
From the Columbus area he chimed
He posted his tomes full of wit
Trying to cajole just a bit
Each member to share
Whatever they dare
But the others just couldn't get with it

"burma shave"
« Last Edit: June 09, 2016, 11:44:15 AM by Jaxon »
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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2016, 03:01:09 PM »
My all time favorite and included in my profile:
To blessed to be distressed!!!


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Re: rhyme
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2016, 09:19:48 PM »
Did Stalag start this?

There once was a newbie who rhymed
From the Columbus area he chimed
He posted his tomes full of wit
Trying to cajole just a bit
Each member to share
Whatever they dare
But the others just couldn't get with it

"burma shave"
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