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Offline TwoPockets

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Advice From An Old Farmer
« Reply #-1 on: November 22, 2013, 06:51:11 PM »

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.
Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life… Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
Don ‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.

Most times, it just gets down to common sense.
Ken

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Re: Advice From An Old Farmer
« on: November 22, 2013, 06:53:33 PM »
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.  ::)
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Re: Advice From An Old Farmer
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2013, 07:16:00 PM »
Ken, Those are great and would make a great wall poster.  I think I can relate to all of them. I bet between the Turtle and I we have violated each one at least once.  Dee
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Re: Advice From An Old Farmer
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2013, 07:48:53 PM »
Ken, Those are great and would make a great wall poster.  I think I can relate to all of them. I bet between the Turtle and I we have violated each one at least once.  Dee

I don't think I'm that far behind you dee!  ;)
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Re: Advice From An Old Farmer
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2013, 09:59:08 PM »
Ken, Those are great and would make a great wall poster.  I think I can relate to all of them. I bet between the Turtle and I we have violated each one at least once.  Dee

"Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you."

The last time I got into an altercation was with a drunk in a bar. It wasn't long after my first wife had died and I was in a bad place. He was being a total a**hole and a bully and I grabbed him by the shirt and slammed him against the wall and told him " you don't want to F with a guy who don't care if he is alive or dead and for damned sure don't care if you are".  He left the bar and I didn't have to go to jail. 

Don't mess with old pharts.
Ken

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