Tactical. Yep, that's what it says!

[tnjimbob]

Tactical, ummm..... apron? Yes, and it's on sale!   

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/11cd/?pfm=_m_ToolsOutdoorSurvival_8_11cd

[sliding_billy]

I'm not sure if that is disturbing or if I want one.

[tnjimbob]

I'm not sure if that is disturbing or if I want one.

That was my thought too.  I'm leaning towards disturbing, though.

[hikerman]

I'll go with disturbing, but...........   Sorta McGyverish!

[deestafford]

I don't know about y'all but as I got older and further into adulthood my Mother found it harder to find something to give me as a gift for my birthday or Christmas.  As a result, I would get some unique things/gadgets that she thought my current hobby of fishing of golf would be enhanced by.  Most of the time it was semi-junk as far as really being useful.  This vest reminds me of something  in that category.

[TMB]

I guess if you have a cookout and things go wrong you'd be ready   

I didn't see a beer holder so Kimmie will pass on it for now 

[hikerman]

Tommy did you say NO beer holder?   
Forget it then!  Sometimes all the shelf space is taken, and nowhere to set the beverage down. 

[TMB]

Tommy did you say NO beer holder?   
Forget it then!  Sometimes all the shelf space is taken, and nowhere to set the beverage down. 

I don't see one do you??

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[hikerman]

Nope!  Needs a mod right out of the box!

[sliding_billy]

I believe the beer holder would fit into the "and more" description of the two medium pockets at the bottom (or the large pockets if you are packing a 40).

[hikerman]

Maybe just maybe this vest could be a wayto find a new home for all the "crap" in the kitchen's junk drawer!  Lol   

[Hub]

This is WAY, WAY TOO ORGANIZED for me 

I spend most of my day searching for stuff.  That's just the way I work.  If I had everything in its place and a place for everything I'd have to do a lot of chores for my wife. 

Hub

[TentHunteR]

Tommy did you say NO beer holder?   
Forget it then!  Sometimes all the shelf space is taken, and nowhere to set the beverage down. 

I don't see one do you??

Tommy, that'd be an easy mod for you! 

[tnjimbob]

This is WAY, WAY TOO ORGANIZED for me 

I spend most of my day searching for stuff.  That's just the way I work.  If I had everything in its place and a place for everything I'd have to do a lot of chores for my wife. 

Hub

Absolute truth. I complain to the fam that "if you put stuff back where you got it, then you never have to look for it." This applies mostly to my stuff that I put in the wrong place. 

I would think that since this crazy apron is set up for MOLLE gear, then surely somebody could source one on the interwebz, or maybe from your local surplus store.

[bbqchef]

Where's the holster for the Glock? And holders for the beer?

I still have my survival vest from the AF about 40 years ago.