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Welcome Center => New Member Introductions => Topic started by: scotsys on July 28, 2013, 03:00:46 PM

Title: Jus' New
Post by: scotsys on July 28, 2013, 03:00:46 PM
Hello all:

I’m looking forward to becoming a member of ‘The best BBQ forum on the Internet’. As per Tim Tucker’s suggestion, first I would like to assure you that I will not advertise ‘cheap Viagra’ (it’s not cheap by the way) or attempt to ‘steal members information’.  Permit me to introduce myself:

I’ll begin by admitting that I know just enough about BBQ to be extremely dangerous. I was rusting out 55-gallon oil drums on Padre Island, off Corpus Christi back in the sixties, where I was granted the auspicious title of ‘Honorary Hispanic’.

We would start by consuming a case or two of cerveza and a bottle of Mescal (with the worm), pile mystery meat to the top, throw in a mesquite log (removed with a chain saw from a nearby tree), rotate the contents for hours on end, and try to forget what might be lurking inside the black, encrusted innards.  I think the most fun we had was handing a newbie a hatchet and asking him to chop of a mesquite limb, then watched as the reverberations from the first swing rippled down his arm, across his shoulders and shattered his teeth.

The complete list of cremated endangered species sacrificed remains a mystery to this day. I’ve killed and skinned a rattler, boiled goats’ blood for a stew, and mixed their entrails with brisket; and the following day, having only a scant memory of what we sacrificed the day before. But I never did any authentic BBQ until three years ago when I acquired an MES 30” smoker.

My current position resides somewhere on the culinary ‘S’ curve of knowing nothing, to knowing it all, to knowing even less than I knew before I started. In my opinion, which is shared by my beautiful new wife of 11 years, I have yet to cook what I would consider to be a decent BBQ masterpiece. I’m doing better with pork ribs, and I’ve cooked a few passable Boston Butts, have failed to found a sauce that I like, and overall, my recent accomplishments have been sparse and even more questionable in value.

The best BBQ I can remember, I ate in the early sixties, cooked in large copper ovens with the smokehouse located outside of the building. The owner told me he learned from an old man up in Tennessee who let him reside with from him for a solid week in exchange for fishing rights at his cabin on the Toledo Bend Reservoir. Those guys are long gone now, but I would gladly exhume the bodies if I thought it would lead to acquiring the recipes.

I just received SN #1 of the Smokin-It Model #4, Big Daddy smoker, and I want to start making BBQ history right here on my place, which is located on the Pearl River down in the swamps of SE Mississippi. The nearest acceptable meal is about an hour’s drive from here, so I am seriously considering selling my creations to the indigenous natives, if and when they are deemed edible. So any help you care to give me will be graciously appreciated.
Bill Scott


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Title: Re: Jus' New
Post by: teesquare on July 28, 2013, 03:05:55 PM
Welcome home Bill Scott!

Good to have you here. If we order one of the new Smokin it #4's....do we get one of them purdy young lady's too? :D
Title: Jus' New
Post by: Pappymn on July 28, 2013, 03:08:49 PM
Welcome from Minnesota
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Post by: Palmyrasteak on July 28, 2013, 03:09:08 PM
Welcome from South Arkansas!
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Post by: scotsys on July 28, 2013, 03:09:39 PM
I'll have to ask. Be careful what you wish for :)
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Post by: Jaxon on July 28, 2013, 03:28:42 PM
Welcome, Bill...

Sounds like you're just crazy enough to be credentialed without a vote.

Sounds like you have probably done some outdoor cookin', so hang around a while.  It won't be long before another nut falls out of the tree.
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Post by: Keymaster on July 28, 2013, 03:57:01 PM
Welcome aboard Bill from Washington State :)
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Post by: muebe on July 28, 2013, 04:19:38 PM
Welcome from Southern California.

Great introduction! I believe you will fit in this forum quite swimmingly ;)
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Post by: LostArrow on July 28, 2013, 04:34:24 PM
Welcome aboard!
I'm in Mississippi  also, drive to Hazelhurst to head to hunt camp all the time.
Title: Jus' New
Post by: mikecorn.1 on July 28, 2013, 04:44:36 PM
Welcome aboard, from south Texas.


Mike
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Post by: CDN Smoker on July 28, 2013, 05:04:22 PM
Welcome from Manitoba, Canada

Please add yourself to the map ;D
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Post by: TwoPockets on July 28, 2013, 05:06:16 PM
Welcome from mid Alabama, looking forward to seeing your cooks.
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Post by: scotsys on July 28, 2013, 05:21:28 PM
Thanks everybody. It's nice to be welcomed. I'm honored.

LostArrow, I'm a mere 20 miles from Hazelhurst. The next time you're in the area, you're welcome to come over here and take some of these gators back home with you.
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Post by: teesquare on July 28, 2013, 08:43:16 PM
Thanks everybody. It's nice to be welcomed. I'm honored.

LostArrow, I'm a mere 20 miles from Hazelhurst. The next time you're in the area, you're welcome to come over here and take some of these gators back home with you.

My wife wants some alligator shoes...any of them got really big feet? Maybe their shoe will fit her ;D
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Post by: drholly on July 28, 2013, 08:59:45 PM
Another Minnesota welcome!
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Post by: old sarge on July 28, 2013, 11:55:45 PM
Welcome from Arizona.

 Glad to see you here.

Great folks, great recipes, great wisdom.
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Post by: sliding_billy on July 29, 2013, 05:00:41 AM
Greetings from North Texas.
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Post by: Sam3 on July 29, 2013, 05:58:09 AM
Welcome from NW New Jersey!
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Post by: Hub on July 29, 2013, 08:20:34 AM
Another North Carolina welcome to ya'  ;D

Give us some details about the smoker when you get a chance.

Hub
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Post by: Scallywag on July 29, 2013, 08:31:19 AM
Welcome from Ontario , Canada!
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Post by: LostArrow on July 29, 2013, 08:41:35 AM

My wife wants some alligator shoes...any of them got really big feet? Maybe their shoe will fit her ;D
We'll work on it, the limits only two & the season is short :o

Title: Re: Jus' New
Post by: scotsys on July 29, 2013, 05:33:54 PM
I bow to your impressive courage LostArrow, but not so much for your Savoir Fare. We've got one around here we call Bubba that must be every inch of 13 feet from snout to the last part that disappears under the bridge. I'm sure you can find one that 'fits' you needs. (Pun intended). Yesterday one walked through my yard dragging a good size water moccasin.  ???  I stepped aside and saluted as he glided by. What grace. Boy. that tail would look good in the smoker.   
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Post by: ACW3 on July 29, 2013, 06:49:25 PM
Technically, this is your third North Carolina welcome.  I have been on the road visiting family and friends.  Always good to return home.

Art
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Post by: UWFSAE on July 29, 2013, 06:52:34 PM
Glad to see you in more than one place, Scot ...  ;D
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Post by: IR2dum on July 30, 2013, 02:45:49 AM
Welcome from Houston.