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Offline tlg4942

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Rock hen
« Reply #-1 on: February 27, 2015, 02:31:36 PM »
  So last night I decided to roast a chicken for Kerry and her mom this weekend. Her mom will be staying at our house a couple days so I'm off to the camp..........
Anyway, I made an injection with spices and butter and got the really nice plump bird on the grill.
 In the mean time I fired up the Hibachi for a couple steaks. When it was ready I seared the steaks and then moved them to the grill to finish slow while the sides were cooking.
 Had an adult beverage in the meanwhile.  I brought the steaks in  and we had dinner and watched a little TV. Went on to bed as I have been really tired since being sick all last weekend.
 At 3AM my eyes popped wide open and I thought....The chicken!  I went outside and turned the burners off, raised the lid and there was a really pretty brown bird about half the size it started off at.  Took my finger and tapped on it....Hard as a rock!   If you have an empty wooden cigar box you can duplicate the sound it makes.  :o 
 I left it there and closed the lid. When I get home I will take a picture just for the record books...
 I think if I hit it with a hammer it would turn to dust ;D...  Hum, Rock Chicken dust... A new rub?
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Re: Rock hen
« on: February 27, 2015, 02:40:10 PM »
 ;) ;D ;D ;D Way too funny!
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Re: Rock hen
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2015, 03:40:23 PM »
You have my addy right?   That's how Kimmie loves her chicken, WAY OVER DONE  ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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Re: Rock hen
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2015, 06:30:42 PM »
ROFL Funny story, Terry.


But I gotta know...

You're not still planning on serving that chicken to your Mother in Law...   right.....     right?   :P
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Re: Rock hen
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2015, 06:33:42 PM »
T'aint funny, McGee!    Unfortunately most of us have done something equally dumb.   Comes with the territory AND the adult beverages!  :D
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Re: Rock hen
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2015, 06:34:06 PM »
Might be a homemade Book Stop. :)
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Re: Rock hen
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2015, 09:36:30 PM »
Terry....I think you may have found a new form of taxidermy. Maybe you can mount that thing on a pole and we can fly it like a flag at the Fall Gathering?  It could be a mascot!:D :D :D
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Re: Rock hen
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2015, 09:50:51 PM »
and how many adult beverages did we have.... ;)
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Re: Rock hen
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2015, 08:52:45 AM »
Yea, I usually would need at least two of those beverages before I step on it. But when I do I am all in like you. LMAO
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Re: Rock hen
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2015, 10:52:20 AM »
After I pulled it off the stand I crushed it in my hand bones and all. It looked like fried chicken skin... weighed about a quarter pound.. It was a Big hen when it started... :o :D :D :D :D
 

10 hour chicken right there...
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Re: Rock hen
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2015, 11:12:06 AM »
Crumble it up and throw it out in the yard for your other chickens to eat.
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Re: Rock hen
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2015, 11:34:37 AM »
Looks perfect ???

What was the Thermapen reading? :P
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Re: Rock hen
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2015, 11:36:12 AM »
Quote from: muebe on February 28, 2015, 11:34:37 AM
Looks perfect ???

What was the Thermapen reading? :P

Do they go that high???
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Re: Rock hen
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2015, 12:09:32 PM »
Varnish it and ya got a redneck paper weight/door stop  ;D
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Re: Rock hen
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2015, 01:42:24 PM »
Hee hee hee... Oh dear! 
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