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Offline Ka Honu

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Just saw this (dated August 22nd) from The Week (as well as various other news feeds) ...

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Facing a need for $743 million worth of repairs to crumbling infrastructure, the mayor of Jackson, Mississippi, has told residents the city can fix its many potholes through the power of prayer. "Yes, I believe we can pray potholes away," said Mayor Tony Yarber, who is also a church pastor, on Twitter. "Moses prayed," he said, "and a sea opened."


Our forum brother Lost Arrow and, by extension, his mayor deserve our support and all the pothole prayers you can send their way. I think it might help if you stare at a road while you're praying but I'm Jewish and really don't know much about those things.
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I think they just need to pray for a new mayor ???
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I think they just need to pray for a new mayor ???

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I think God has a $10M prayer limit.
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Let's see ...

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Hey you don't need to send $743 million!
If each of you will send a few thousand I'll move to the promised land



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Offline Ka Honu

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... I'll move to the promised land ... Hawaii

With our recent hot muggy weather you should feel right at home. Plus we rank as having worse potholes than you (#13 nationally, NOLA is #9, and Jackson doesn't even make the list). We don't pray over them, however; we just wait for the lava to fill them in.

Regardless, the Ford women are always welcome. You can visit them now and then but don't overdo it.
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