If you're Southern, you know this...

[Jaxon]

A friend shared this with me today:

[smokeasaurus]

I have picked up on some of those in the last 6 months.

[Dhjam1]

  so true

[tlg4942]

 1. Ma'am and sir are not insults down here. They are required and you learn from birth that anyone can backhand you "upside"       
     the head for not using them.
 
 2.  Udunitnow is one word and typically doesnt end well for someone. (It's a rare word that is spoken quickly)

 3.  Hold my beer and watch this means . Put your seat belt on quick!

 4.  Ratler is short for Rattlesnake.  (It doesn't matter how you spell rattler... It still means Rattlesnake) You can gage his distance by how fast the word is spoken. 

 5.  Stew, could contain any number of meats are vegetables . Same meaning applies to Gumbo in Louisiana ...   
 
 6.  Moccasin refers to any snake in or near the water.   

 

[HighOnSmoke]

  But I think "bless your heart" belongs in this list! 

[Pam Gould]

But I think "bless your heart" belongs in this list! 

You southerners never say what you mean..like learning a foreign language...☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.

[TMB]

1. Ma'am and sir are not insults down here. They are required and you learn from birth that anyone can backhand you "upside"       
     the head for not using them.
 
 2.  Udunitnow is one word and typically doesnt end well for someone. (It's a rare word that is spoken quickly)

 3.  Hold my beer and watch this means . Put your seat belt on quick!

 4.  Ratler is short for Rattlesnake.  (It doesn't matter how you spell rattler... It still means Rattlesnake) You can gage his distance by how fast the word is spoken. 

 5.  Stew, could contain any number of meats are vegetables . Same meaning applies to Gumbo in Louisiana ...   
 
 6.  Moccasin refers to any snake in or near the water.

Shoot, I thought north Alabama        

[TwoPockets]

1. Ma'am and sir are not insults down here. They are required and you learn from birth that anyone can backhand you "upside"       
     the head for not using them.
 
 2.  Udunitnow is one word and typically doesnt end well for someone. (It's a rare word that is spoken quickly)

 3.  Hold my beer and watch this means . Put your seat belt on quick!

 4.  Ratler is short for Rattlesnake.  (It doesn't matter how you spell rattler... It still means Rattlesnake) You can gage his distance by how fast the word is spoken. 

 5.  Stew, could contain any number of meats are vegetables . Same meaning applies to Gumbo in Louisiana ...   
 
 6.  Moccasin refers to any snake in or near the water.

Pure Alabama! I have a sign I hang in my office "American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God".

[tlg4942]

 

1. Ma'am and sir are not insults down here. They are required and you learn from birth that anyone can backhand you "upside"       
     the head for not using them.
 
 2.  Udunitnow is one word and typically doesnt end well for someone. (It's a rare word that is spoken quickly)

 3.  Hold my beer and watch this means . Put your seat belt on quick!

 4.  Ratler is short for Rattlesnake.  (It doesn't matter how you spell rattler... It still means Rattlesnake) You can gage his distance by how fast the word is spoken. 

 5.  Stew, could contain any number of meats are vegetables . Same meaning applies to Gumbo in Louisiana ...   
 
 6.  Moccasin refers to any snake in or near the water.

Pure Alabama! I have a sign I hang in my office "American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God".

[Pappymn]

I love you rednecks


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[TentHunteR]

1. Ma'am and sir are not insults down here. They are required and you learn from birth that anyone can backhand you "upside"       
     the head for not using them.
 
 2.  Udunitnow is one word and typically doesnt end well for someone. (It's a rare word that is spoken quickly)

 3.  Hold my beer and watch this means . Put your seat belt on quick!

 4.  Ratler is short for Rattlesnake.  (It doesn't matter how you spell rattler... It still means Rattlesnake) You can gage his distance by how fast the word is spoken. 

 5.  Stew, could contain any number of meats are vegetables . Same meaning applies to Gumbo in Louisiana ...   
 
 6.  Moccasin refers to any snake in or near the water.

Pure Alabama! I have a sign I hang in my office "American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God".

  That was a famous quote (and book) by Southern columnist Lewis Grizzard.   I used to love hearing his stories.

[TwoPockets]

1. Ma'am and sir are not insults down here. They are required and you learn from birth that anyone can backhand you "upside"       
     the head for not using them.
 
 2.  Udunitnow is one word and typically doesnt end well for someone. (It's a rare word that is spoken quickly)

 3.  Hold my beer and watch this means . Put your seat belt on quick!

 4.  Ratler is short for Rattlesnake.  (It doesn't matter how you spell rattler... It still means Rattlesnake) You can gage his distance by how fast the word is spoken. 

 5.  Stew, could contain any number of meats are vegetables . Same meaning applies to Gumbo in Louisiana ...   
 
 6.  Moccasin refers to any snake in or near the water.

Pure Alabama! I have a sign I hang in my office "American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God".

  That was a famous quote (and book) by Southern columnist Lewis Grizzard.   I used to love hearing his stories.

I have all of his books (a couple I got him to sign) and got hear him speak live. Funny, funny man that spoke the truth

[IR2dum]

I didn't realize that Georgia, Alabama, and Texas spoke the same language. At least we can understand each other.

[DWard51]

And for really special people, there is "bless his pea pickin' heart"

[Jaxon]

I didn't realize that Georgia, Alabama, and Texas spoke the same language. At least we can understand each other.

It's a Southern thing, sir.

B T W, we're glad you made it back from the Olympics.