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A Criminal Waste of Gravy!
« Reply #-1 on: August 28, 2018, 06:18:04 AM »
Please don't try this at home  :'(

I understand wrestling in mud.  I even understand wrestling with your conscience.  However, I am deeply offended by this news service item I stumbled across while perusing the tragedies of the day on the Internet.  Folks, gravy is not for wrestling.  It is a sacred elixir not to be defiled in this manner.  Honor your gravy and make and consume it with proper regard for its place in the grand scheme of things.  Anyone who would wrestle in gravy has a serious character flaw and anyone who would consume gravy that has been wrestled in has been ceremonially defiled.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/08/27/World-Gravy-Wrestling-Championships-makes-a-mess-in-Britain/4271535395039/

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Re: A Criminal Waste of Gravy!
« on: August 28, 2018, 07:35:23 AM »
The only "gravy wrestling" I can possibly find not morally reprehensible....Is when one is wrestling more gravy onto one's plate..... :P :P :P :P :P :D
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Re: A Criminal Waste of Gravy!
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2018, 08:06:49 AM »
So sorry you had to see that HUB ???     Somethings you just can't UN-SEE :D :D

Poor HUB will never look at a bowl of gravy the same way again!!
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Re: A Criminal Waste of Gravy!
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2018, 08:52:37 AM »
Hub,,I will make you some gravy..I can make some gravy  .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.
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Re: A Criminal Waste of Gravy!
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2018, 09:29:57 AM »
Thanks for the moral and morale support, kind friends.  I debated about even posting that link because of the delicacy of the matter and the potential negative effects on the gentle dispositions of the more food-aware citizenry as found here on our beloved spot.  Should you be offended beyond your ability to erase the ugliness from your mind, I recommend heavy drinking.

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Re: A Criminal Waste of Gravy!
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2018, 09:36:26 AM »
Thanks for the moral and morale support, kind friends.  I debated about even posting that link because of the delicacy of the matter and the potential negative effects on the gentle dispositions of the more food-aware citizenry as found here on our beloved spot.  Should you be offended beyond your ability to erase the ugliness from your mind, I recommend heavy drinking.

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I'm sure that's the reason they were in the gravy to start with :D :D :D :D :D :D
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A Criminal Waste of Gravy!
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2018, 10:23:49 AM »
Pretty sure that is against the Geneva convention.


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Re: A Criminal Waste of Gravy!
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2018, 08:08:44 PM »
Hub, the fact that this happened in England explains a lot.  Outside of Fish n' Chips, they know nothing of good food ! ! ! 

Now, it's apparent that they don't even know what to do with Great Food when they come across it.

I'm taking your advice and heading for a Scotch as we speak ! ! !





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Re: A Criminal Waste of Gravy!
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2018, 10:21:20 PM »
Pretty sure that is against the Geneva convention.


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Well - I heard they were having a gravy wresting convention in Geneva.....Wisconsin..... ;) ;) ;) 8) 8) 8) :thumbup:
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Re: A Criminal Waste of Gravy!
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2018, 05:20:44 AM »
Hub, like you my love of gravy is so high, that after seeing your title...  I had to work up the courage just to open the thread!  ???


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Re: A Criminal Waste of Gravy!
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2018, 11:11:39 AM »
So sorry you had to see that HUB, But I think that's ok. :P :P :P
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Re: A Criminal Waste of Gravy!
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2018, 12:15:24 PM »
I have wrestled V (my wife) for the last ladle of gravy, but that's a story not suitable for mixed company.
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Re: A Criminal Waste of Gravy!
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2018, 12:21:57 PM »
I have wrestled V (my wife) for the last ladle of gravy, but that's a story not suitable for mixed company.
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