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Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for returning home without beer
« Reply #-1 on: December 27, 2013, 09:38:02 PM »
Valuable lessons here for all of us. ???


Police: No beer led to ceramic squirrel stabbing - DC News FOX 5 DC WTTG
http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/24315967/police-no-beer-led-to-ceramic-squirrel-stabbing#ixzz2oie6Ua8p
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Re: Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for returning home without beer
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2013, 09:49:43 PM »
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Yeah...you better not forget the beer..... :D
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Re: Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for returning home without beer
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2013, 02:22:31 AM »
I feel like her sometimes when I run out of pellets.

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Re: Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for returning home without beer
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2013, 07:05:04 AM »
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Yeah...you better not forget the beer..... :D

Or keep plenty of beer on hand :o
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Re: Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for returning home without beer
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2013, 07:16:08 AM »
Creative use of a squirrel.
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Re: Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for returning home without beer
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2013, 08:33:30 AM »
 ??? :D ;D
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Re: Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for returning home without beer
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2013, 09:31:40 AM »
No beer for the Holidays?  He should have been shot..kinda like no Q.  Pam ☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི   
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Re: Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for returning home without beer
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2013, 10:28:30 AM »
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Yeah...you better not forget the beer..... :D

Or keep plenty of beer on hand :o

I have a separate fridge in the basement that has at least 2 cases of beer in it at all times plus a few bottles of wine. Down South anytime the weather mentions even a chance of snow everyone rushes to the store and stocks up on bread and milk. I stock up on beer and beef jerky.
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Re: Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for returning home without beer
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2013, 10:39:13 AM »
Creative use of a squirrel.

She does deserve points for "criminal originality…..I daresay no one has used a surreal in that manner before. Tho, I had an uncle that once used a stuffed beaver as a weapon in a bar fight….. ;D The poor ole feel that he beat up….I would love to have been a fly on the wall when he answered to his wife - when she inquired about the nature of his injuries……" A BEAVER???…really??? :D :D
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Re: Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for returning home without beer
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2013, 10:42:37 AM »
Creative use of a squirrel.

She does deserve points for "criminal originality…..I daresay no one has used a surreal in that manner before. Tho, I had an uncle that once used a stuffed beaver as a weapon in a bar fight….. ;D The poor ole feel that he beat up….I would love to have been a fly on the wall when he answered to his wife - when she inquired about the nature of his injuries……" A BEAVER???…really??? :D :D

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Re: Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for returning home without beer
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2013, 03:26:45 PM »
She does deserve points for "criminal originality…..I daresay no one has used a surreal in that manner before. Tho, I had an uncle that once used a stuffed beaver as a weapon in a bar fight….. ;D The poor ole feel that he beat up….I would love to have been a fly on the wall when he answered to his wife - when she inquired about the nature of his injuries……" A BEAVER???…really??? :D :D

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Seemed pretty surreal to me (and I'm guessing the other guy did feel poor and maybe ole too).
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Re: Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for returning home without beer
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2013, 05:51:06 PM »
 :D :D :D
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