What are the rules of taking care of a Tee?
There are three rules: (1) no bright light (you've seen his legs, right?), (2) don't get him wet, and (3) never feed him after midnight, no matter how much he begs. Bright light hurts him, and sunlight can kill him. If he gets wet, he pops out more Tees. If fed after midnight, a Tee will spin a cocoon and undergo metamorphosis, turning into a wicked, troublemaking liberal.