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Title: The old cowboy’s shave
Post by: RAD on July 11, 2017, 01:59:03 PM
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut.

He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.

The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does”.
Title: The old cowboy’s shave
Post by: Pappymn on July 11, 2017, 02:13:15 PM
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut.

He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.

The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does”.
Boom!
Title: Re: The old cowboy’s shave
Post by: Tailgating is my game on July 11, 2017, 04:56:14 PM
lol
Title: Re: The old cowboy’s shave
Post by: smokeasaurus on July 11, 2017, 05:05:26 PM
POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The old cowboy’s shave
Post by: hikerman on July 11, 2017, 07:43:23 PM
I guess if you're in line at this barber you really want to be wayyyyy up front!  :D
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Post by: sparky on July 11, 2017, 10:08:32 PM
lol, that was funny
Title: Re: The old cowboy’s shave
Post by: teesquare on July 11, 2017, 11:41:54 PM
( Bet the barber could charge $100 for a swig of mouthwash after telling the customers that..... :D :D :D)
Title: Re: The old cowboy’s shave
Post by: Big Dawg on July 12, 2017, 11:22:10 AM
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm173/Monoth/Rimshot.gif) (http://s296.photobucket.com/user/Monoth/media/Rimshot.gif.html)






BD
Title: Re: The old cowboy’s shave
Post by: Savannahsmoker on July 12, 2017, 12:44:31 PM
O' Sh**