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Title: I want steak
Post by: smokeasaurus on December 16, 2017, 02:04:05 PM: Just a little poem from The Smoke.......after the poem I will have a cup of chamomile tea and cry a little bit........yeah right...fat chance......

I WANT STEAK

i want steak!
I want a steak
As big as the sky
I want a steak
I ain't shy

I want a sirloin
Or maybe some tips
I want a Porterhouse
As big as Mick Jaggers lips

Man I love a nice cut
Some grade A fun
On my mothers china
With a little A1

A 32 ounce
I guess its a little brash
Throw some peas on my plate
And put some garlic in my mash

Steak in the trash
What a waste
You may be vegetarian
But I love that taste

This steak is free range
I don't care
I like mine top round
Medium rare

I'm cool with vegans
I eat carrots too
And yes its a little disturbing
That my steak just said moo

But you can't convert me
When its grilled and moist
Though some don't like it
Its my f*ing choice
Title: Re: I want steak
Post by: Pam Gould on December 16, 2017, 02:14:01 PM: I showed my hubby a tomahawk steak yesterday at Sam's..he was clueless but he liked it..way to much for both of us or I would have got one..we love steak .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.
Title: I want steak
Post by: Pappymn on December 16, 2017, 03:43:38 PM: A1 sauce???

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Title: Re: I want steak
Post by: smokeasaurus on December 16, 2017, 03:45:12 PM: Quote from: Pappymn on December 16, 2017, 03:43:38 PM
A1 sauce???

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Sizzler steak sauce is much better but hey......I didn't write this little ode to bovine...............:)
Title: Re: I want steak
Post by: Ka Honu on December 16, 2017, 05:02:00 PM: If you have to put sauce on a steak, you're covering for bad beef or poor prep.

If you like to put sauce on a steak, you're probably a communist or a terrorist (or maybe both).

Gravy on chicken fried steak not included.

Just sayin'...
Title: I want steak
Post by: Pappymn on December 16, 2017, 05:10:17 PM: Quote from: Ka Honu on December 16, 2017, 05:02:00 PM
If you have to put sauce on a steak, you're covering for bad beef or poor prep.

If you like to put sauce on a steak, you're probably a communist or a terrorist (or maybe both).

Gravy on chicken fried steak not included.

Just sayin'...
The Turtle speaks the truth

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Title: Re: I want steak
Post by: smokeasaurus on December 16, 2017, 05:42:41 PM: Yup, the Turtle is wise.
Title: Re: I want steak
Post by: Pam Gould on December 16, 2017, 06:44:45 PM: Quote from: smokeasaurus on December 16, 2017, 05:42:41 PM
Yup, the Turtle is wise.
about steak anyways .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.
Title: Re: I want steak
Post by: ACW3 on December 16, 2017, 07:31:47 PM: Smoke,
That is pretty good!!

Art
Title: Re: I want steak
Post by: tomcrete1 on December 16, 2017, 08:19:59 PM: Awesome! :thumbup:
Title: Re: I want steak
Post by: HighOnSmoke on December 16, 2017, 08:54:53 PM: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Title: Re: I want steak
Post by: Tailgating is my game on December 16, 2017, 10:29:54 PM: Love it!!!!!
Title: Re: I want steak
Post by: Big Dawg on December 17, 2017, 02:43:02 PM: Quote from: Pappymn on December 16, 2017, 03:43:38 PM
A1 sauce???

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For me, it's a memory. Back in the day, before I did any cooking, my dad wanted everything well done. A1 brings back memories of those days. I still keep it in the house, but I use it, instead of ketchup, on my Steak Fries ! ! !

BD
Title: Re: I want steak
Post by: smokeasaurus on December 17, 2017, 03:47:39 PM: If I am out of Wooster, I will use A1 as a slather before I apply my rub (if it is beef).......