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Title: Alternative cuss words.
Post by: smokeasaurus on January 31, 2018, 03:09:22 PM
Gotta tell ya. I have been trying to cut down on my cussing since I married Wendy. I mean it is like being married to a Saint and The Smoke....well I gotta potty mouth.

So this list will come in handy for me and I do actually use some of them.

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Title: Re: Alternative cuss words.
Post by: Tailgating is my game on January 31, 2018, 04:02:58 PM
my 89 year old neighbor says .......  say what charlie brown says  "oh rats"


Title: Re: Alternative cuss words.
Post by: HighOnSmoke on January 31, 2018, 07:50:58 PM
Been known to mutter a lot of those!  8)
Title: Re: Alternative cuss words.
Post by: Hub on February 01, 2018, 08:45:48 AM
Some very creative ideas in this list, Smoke.  I've tried to memorize some of them.  However I just can't see myself reaching for them the next time I need to turn the air blue.  I fear I am too entrenched in my ways.  It's genetic, I think.  My dad was the Michaelangelo of the cussword and I learned SOOOO much from him  ;D

Hub
Title: Re: Alternative cuss words.
Post by: teesquare on February 01, 2018, 09:08:52 AM
Perhaps the greatest "faux - purple word" movie of all time, Johnny Dangerously:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GVCgTFw2Qk
Title: Re: Alternative cuss words.
Post by: TwoPockets on February 01, 2018, 03:20:21 PM
I think I have use most of these except swizzle (what is that) and jeepers which is just too sissy to use. When I cuss, I usually get back to the basics and just let it rip. sometimes cussing is just good for you and keeps you from having a stroke.
Title: Re: Alternative cuss words.
Post by: smokeasaurus on February 01, 2018, 07:26:25 PM
Quote from: TwoPockets on February 01, 2018, 03:20:21 PM
I think I have use most of these except swizzle (what is that) and jeepers which is just too sissy to use. When I cuss, I usually get back to the basics and just let it rip. sometimes cussing is just good for you and keeps you from having a stroke.

I think jeepers was one of Dennis the Menace words on the old tv series
Title: Re: Alternative cuss words.
Post by: teesquare on February 01, 2018, 08:15:30 PM
Quote from: smokeasaurus on February 01, 2018, 07:26:25 PM
Quote from: TwoPockets on February 01, 2018, 03:20:21 PM
I think I have use most of these except swizzle (what is that) and jeepers which is just too sissy to use. When I cuss, I usually get back to the basics and just let it rip. sometimes cussing is just good for you and keeps you from having a stroke.

I think jeepers was one of Dennis the Menace words on the old tv series

And Beaver Cleaver...... ;D
Title: Re: Alternative cuss words.
Post by: TwoPockets on February 02, 2018, 02:07:53 PM
When I am trying to be good I say Hocky, Doo Doo, Spit. Not sure where that came from, probably my Momma.
Title: Re: Alternative cuss words.
Post by: Roget on February 02, 2018, 06:21:07 PM
As a child a curse word was never spoken in our home, so I am really not prone to using bad language.
Having said that I have one word that I have a habit of using when "darn' is not strong enough, & it is the mother of all naughty words.
A bad habit I would like to break.