Let's Talk BBQ
General => General Discussion & Topics => Humor => Topic started by: ACW3 on August 20, 2013, 10:00:06 PM
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A good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
"What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand. He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whoop you’re @$$!"
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that's funny. :D
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;D ;D
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You sure that ain't a Georgia joke?? I know folks over there like that ;)
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Reminds me of a story I heard out of Missoula, Montana. Guy was found in his bed with a single gunshot would to his head. The first police officers on the scene reported that it was yet another suicide (for an unknown reason the suicide rate is higher in Missoula than the rest of the country)
When the detectives arrived on the scene, they said that they do not think it is a suicide.
When the first officers asked why, the detectives replied "where's the gun?"
Additionally, the bullet entry was to the back of the head.
Frighteningly, this is not a joke; it is a true story.
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Reminds me of a story I heard out of Missoula, Montana. Guy was found in his bed with a single gunshot would to his head. The first police officers on the scene reported that it was yet another suicide (for an unknown reason the suicide rate is higher in Missoula than the rest of the country)
When the detectives arrived on the scene, they said that they do not think it is a suicide.
When the first officers asked why, the detectives replied "where's the gun?"
Additionally, the bullet entry was to the back of the head.
Frighteningly, this is not a joke; it is a true story.
Guess there is a lesson in that one pz...never scratch your scalp witht eh front site on your .45 - then loan it to the neighbor? :D
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You sure that ain't a Georgia joke?? I know folks over there like that ;)
Dang, Tommy, I represent that remark...
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Guess there is a lesson in that one pz...never scratch your scalp witht eh front site on your .45 - then loan it to the neighbor? :D
(http://www.niscienceclasses.org/main/Smileys/fantasticsmileys/72.gif) So true, T!
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love it
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