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Offline smokeasaurus

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Gettin Old
« Reply #-1 on: June 27, 2012, 11:35:29 AM »
 

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
   A: Try a bookstore under fiction.


Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
   A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.


Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
   A: Tell him you're pregnant.


Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
   A: Take off your glasses.

 
   
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
   A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
   A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.


Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
   A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.


Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
   A: On their foreheads.


Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
   A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

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Re: Gettin Old
« on: June 27, 2012, 02:14:02 PM »
damn, most of those apply to me.  thats sad.   :'(
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