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Offline ACW3

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Yuletide Love Story
« Reply #-1 on: December 22, 2014, 09:28:34 AM »
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed.

As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised when she looked around to find her husband was nowhere to be seen.  She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.  She became so worried she called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was. 

In a quiet voice, he said, "Do you remember the jeweler's we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace we couldn't afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?" 

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, honey, I do remember that shop." 

He replied, "Well, I'm in the bar next door."


Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it?


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Re: Yuletide Love Story
« on: December 22, 2014, 09:31:41 AM »
So....how long did it take for the swelling to go down enough for you to be able to see out of that eye?




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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2014, 10:09:03 AM »
Boom!
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Re: Yuletide Love Story
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2014, 11:32:14 AM »
 :D ??? :D
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2014, 11:35:23 AM »
A great one Art!!! I like that!!! Don
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Re: Yuletide Love Story
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2014, 12:14:18 PM »
One thing that  makes a long lasting marriage is common geographical reference points.  Dee
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Re: Yuletide Love Story
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2014, 12:57:40 PM »
And that's when the fight broke out. :P
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Re: Yuletide Love Story
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2014, 02:46:30 PM »
One thing that  makes a long lasting marriage is common geographical reference points.  Dee

In my house that translates to : You *DO* remember where the couch is, don't you Dear...?? ??? ??? ::) 8)
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2014, 04:16:45 PM »
 :D :D :D
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Re: Yuletide Love Story
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2014, 12:28:37 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2014, 06:55:50 PM »
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