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Offline deestafford

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"Poop for brains"
« Reply #-1 on: May 22, 2015, 08:24:52 AM »
Each morning I read the Augusta Chronicle, perhaps the best newspaper I have ever read, and comment on various editorials and letters to the editor.

This morning there was an editorial about some socialist is in Britain saying it was unfair for some parents to give their children an advantage by reading to them while others did not or could not.  To fix that inequity he was wanting to make it where no parent could read to their children.  The following is a portion of a comment in response by one of the Augusta Chronicle's readers:

"I think Adam Swift's head is up his posterior orfice so far to the point where all fecal material in there  has invaded his cerebral spinal fluid, thus giving us the term 'poop for brains'."

I thought that was just great.

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« on: May 22, 2015, 09:07:50 AM »
This struck a nerve with me. I have an idiot nephew who recently posted on FB all the virtues of socialism and how the US should improve and learn from these countries. I offered to buy him a one way ticket to any socialist utopia he wanted. 

I am not being political here......keep it clean
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Re: "Poop for brains"
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2015, 10:49:05 AM »
This struck a nerve with me. I have an idiot nephew who recently posted on FB all the virtues of socialism and how the US should improve and learn from these countries. I offered to buy him a one way ticket to any socialist utopia he wanted. 

I am not being political here......keep it clean

I will go halfers with you Pappy....heck we could probably add more knuckleheads and get a group discount  8) 8)
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Re: "Poop for brains"
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2015, 10:55:25 AM »
This struck a nerve with me. I have an idiot nephew who recently posted on FB all the virtues of socialism and how the US should improve and learn from these countries. I offered to buy him a one way ticket to any socialist utopia he wanted. 

I am not being political here......keep it clean

I will go halfers with you Pappy....heck we could probably add more knuckleheads and get a group discount  8) 8)

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« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2015, 11:28:27 AM »
Count me in too, and three and four. :-X :-X  :-X
 
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Re: "Poop for brains"
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2015, 11:35:17 AM »
Ill take him for free and drop him off, may not stop but Ill make sure he hits the ground running

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