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Offline ACW3

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Hot Rods, Guns and New Wife
« Reply #-1 on: December 15, 2015, 10:05:03 PM »
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.
 
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show.
 
His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks-up,     
"Honey, I've just been thinking… now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the garage and you probably should just consider selling all your cars along with your gun collection.”
 
Tom gets a very concerned look on his face.
 
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
 
"There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife," he said, calmly.
 
"Ex wife?" She screams, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
     
Tom smoothly replied, "I wasn't."
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Re: Hot Rods, Guns and New Wife
« on: December 15, 2015, 10:25:30 PM »
I like that.
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Re: Hot Rods, Guns and New Wife
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2015, 10:39:20 PM »
So very true!!!!

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Re: Hot Rods, Guns and New Wife
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2015, 10:40:03 PM »
Yeah... we all like it...until we catch a frying' pan in the skull..... :D :D :D
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Re: Hot Rods, Guns and New Wife
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2015, 12:50:59 AM »
I like it
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Re: Hot Rods, Guns and New Wife
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2015, 01:35:08 AM »
Good one.
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Re: Hot Rods, Guns and New Wife
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2015, 07:23:07 AM »
Love it!
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Re: Hot Rods, Guns and New Wife
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2015, 08:05:42 AM »
Yeah... we all like it...until we catch a frying' pan in the skull..... :D :D :D

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Re: Hot Rods, Guns and New Wife
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2015, 12:53:13 PM »
Yeah... we all like it...until we catch a frying' pan in the skull..... :D :D :D

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Re: Hot Rods, Guns and New Wife
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2015, 01:44:26 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D that was good
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Hot Rods, Guns and New Wife
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2015, 04:22:00 PM »
Pretty good but not sure I'll tell Mrs TF


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Re: Hot Rods, Guns and New Wife
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2015, 05:58:19 PM »






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