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Offline smokeasaurus

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Grounds for divorce
« Reply #-1 on: December 12, 2016, 12:07:44 PM »
She must be dealt with. All her possessions should be tossed out in the gutter. No second chance. No reconciliation. She must go..................
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Re: Grounds for divorce
« on: December 12, 2016, 12:23:10 PM »
Divorce?  Some would call for getting out the shovel and a bag of quick-lime....

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Re: Grounds for divorce
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2016, 12:35:33 PM »
I also thought of "What do you say we go on a picnic?" and drive to Death Valley and some-how,accidentally,inadvertently leave and forget her there................... 8)
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Re: Grounds for divorce
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2016, 01:47:21 PM »
Time to go offshore and do some fishing.
Yes dear, you always wrap the anchor line around you for safety.
That's my plan to never have a divorce again. :)
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Re: Grounds for divorce
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2016, 03:42:59 PM »
Time to go offshore and do some fishing.
Yes dear, you always wrap the anchor line around you for safety.
That's my plan to never have a divorce again. :)
:D :D :D :D     Except I never have been divorced   :)

Would also add, "OH your shoes?"  Gave them to the Red Cross ;)
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Re: Grounds for divorce
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2016, 06:18:27 PM »
Ya know, people always seem to disappear on those cruises...might be worth the expense...........and not near as messy  8)
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Re: Grounds for divorce
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2016, 06:23:14 PM »
Well.....she could attend the first leg of a hunting trip.  ::)

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Re: Grounds for divorce
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2016, 07:05:07 PM »
Ya know, people always seem to disappear on those cruises...might be worth the expense...........and not near as messy  8)
Yep, "Lost at Sea" would be a nice tribute to this woman. ;D
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Re: Grounds for divorce
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2016, 07:10:20 PM »
day-um..you guys are mean.  just sayin   .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.
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Re: Grounds for divorce
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2016, 07:37:56 PM »
I rather like this one...

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Re: Grounds for divorce
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2016, 10:38:33 PM »
But...... BBQ PORN!!!!!!!!!  Right?

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Re: Grounds for divorce
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2016, 10:42:42 PM »
day-um..you guys are mean.  just sayin   .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.

Howdy Pam, I betcha if your guy sold your smokers you would make him take a long walk off a short pier  ;)
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Re: Grounds for divorce
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2016, 12:19:09 AM »
Wash all her clothes in hot water and hot water rinse. Then in the dryer at high heat, and don't forget the bleach.

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Re: Grounds for divorce
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2016, 07:21:32 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D

I think I'm onto the right place right now...

...I've started buying BBQ-Stuff after my divorce, and I'm happy.

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Re: Grounds for divorce
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2016, 08:49:48 AM »
I wonder how many wives look at what we write on here? ???
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