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« Reply #-1 on: December 24, 2016, 09:49:46 AM »
I found the following story on another website I surf. I did not see this personally

Reminds me of an incident with our cat when I was a teen. Family was headed to church, in our new 1968 Mercury Montego Wagon. My dad starts the car while everyone is still in the house getting ready, as its cold out. Car starts on its high idle on auto choke but its making a shrieking sound. It drops to its regular idle, and the noise goes away. My dad is perplexed, so he revs the engine. The shrieking sound goes up and down with the revs. Weird, a new car even. So he has me get behind the wheel and rev the engine as he pops the hood. Soon as the hood opens, there is fluffy white hair all over the place. WTF? So I rev the engine and he starts screaming to shut it off. Uhh... the cat is pinned in the fan shroud. The blades have completely shaved its entire back, but no blood. As we revved the motor the fan blades would move out millimeters and shave the cat some. Funniest thing I had ever seen, could not stop laughing. Then I am in trouble for laughing my butt off... got out of going to Sunday school that week though.
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Re: shaved cat
« on: December 24, 2016, 10:31:28 AM »
O.K...time to change my underwear now....I laughed so hard that tears ran down my leg..... :D :D :D
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Re: shaved cat
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2016, 08:19:24 PM »
O.K...time to change my underwear now....I laughed so hard that tears ran down my leg..... :D :D :D

Oh Oh,  Tee has reached the plastic pull up time of life....you know....when farting is an adventure  :D :D :D :D
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Re: shaved cat
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2016, 10:40:56 PM »
O.K...time to change my underwear now....I laughed so hard that tears ran down my leg..... :D :D :D

Oh Oh,  Tee has reached the plastic pull up time of life....you know....when farting is an adventure gamble :D :D :D :D

Fixed that for you Smoke! :D :D :D
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Re: shaved cat
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2016, 10:46:01 AM »
O.K...time to change my underwear now....I laughed so hard that tears ran down my leg..... :D :D :D

Oh Oh,  Tee has reached the plastic pull up time of life....you know....when farting is an adventure gamble :D :D :D :D

Fixed that for you Smoke! :D :D :D

Thanks Tee.......about a 50/50 chance these days.............and don't forget a good strong cough or sneeze could be dicey  ;)
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Re: shaved cat
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2016, 05:30:50 PM »
That happened at our house to two different cats a couple of years apart.  They seemed to like the warmth of the engine.

B T W, they both survived. 
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