Slow Cooker

[Pappymn]

[teesquare]

Awwwww...you found Ka Honu's baby picture......

[Ka Honu]

Damn Aggies can't tell the difference between sea and land turtles. We honu are sea turtles - much better looking than our landed cousins and better cooks.

[Savannahsmoker]

And better eating

[smokeasaurus]

 

[TMB]

Awwwww...you found Ka Honu's baby picture......

  Now that's funny

[muebe]

Damn Aggies can't tell the difference between sea and land turtles. We honu are sea turtles - much better looking than our landed cousins and better cooks.

All you Turtles look the same to me

[hikerman]

QUESTION......Why do turtles ALWAYS look so pissed?

[teesquare]

QUESTION......Why do turtles ALWAYS look so pissed?

'Cause the scenery never changes when you are the 2nd turtle/tortoise/reptile/ - or any other 4 footed slow of foot ( and perhaps wit...) critter!

[Ka Honu]

Despite all your ignorance and insensitivity; it's good being a turtle.

    - We have good eyesight and an excellent sense of smell.
    - Many of us can absorb oxygen through the skin (Use your imagination).
    - We also have what you poor humans would consider disproportionately large... Never  mind; tee would just censor it (but you can read about it in the pages of Scientific American)).
    - We can live for well over a hundred years to better enjoy the benefits of our superior characteristics and abilities.

Eat your hearts out, humans.

[teesquare]

Despite all your ignorance and insensitivity; it's good being a turtle.

    - We have good eyesight and an excellent sense of smell.
    - Many of us can absorb oxygen through the skin (Use your imagination).
    - We also have what you poor humans would consider disproportionately large... Never  mind; tee would just censor it (but you can read about it in the pages of Scientific American)).
    - We can live for well over a hundred years to better enjoy the benefits of our superior characteristics and abilities.

Eat your hearts out, humans.

Yeah...ummm...so - I understand that you can breathe thru your butt...SO, enquiring minds wanna know:
1. How can you tell the difference between a burp and a fart?
2. What does that do for a turtle's breath?
3. When using mouthwash, do you swallow...and hope effect "follows the plumbing? Or gargle on both ends?

[Ka Honu]

Yeah...ummm...so - I understand that you can breathe thru your butt... Actually it's mostly through the skin on our necks.  SO, enquiring minds wanna know:

1. How can you tell the difference between a burp and a fart? Turtles are far too refined to have bad breath so we don't really care as long as it's dry.

2. What does that do for a turtle's breath?See above.

3. When using mouthwash, do you swallow...and hope effect "follows the plumbing? Or gargle on both ends? Only an Aggie would sit on a bottle voluntarily. Turtles gargle and swallow from the front end. My daily "mouthwash of choice" is Scotch (for both medicinal and recreational purposes). I have to admit you humans came up with a great idea when you started distilling barley mash.

[teesquare]

 

You are wise....( or well medicated ) Old Reptile with the built - in - mobile - home...

[stalag]

Despite all your ignorance and insensitivity; it's good being a turtle.

    - We have good eyesight and an excellent sense of smell.
    - Many of us can absorb oxygen through the skin (Use your imagination).
    - We also have what you poor humans would consider disproportionately large... Never  mind; tee would just censor it (but you can read about it in the pages of Scientific American)).
    - We can live for well over a hundred years to better enjoy the benefits of our superior characteristics and abilities.

Eat your hearts out, humans.

Yeah...ummm...so - I understand that you can breathe thru your butt...SO, enquiring minds wanna know:
1. How can you tell the difference between a burp and a fart?
2. What does that do for a turtle's breath?
3. When using mouthwash, do you swallow...and hope effect "follows the plumbing? Or gargle on both ends?

Checking for smoke up arse..........

[Pappymn]

Tee and Turtle during happier times.....