Alternative cuss words.

[smokeasaurus]

Gotta tell ya. I have been trying to cut down on my cussing since I married Wendy. I mean it is like being married to a Saint and The Smoke....well I gotta potty mouth.

So this list will come in handy for me and I do actually use some of them.

[Tailgating is my game]

my 89 year old neighbor says .......  say what charlie brown says  "oh rats"

[HighOnSmoke]

Been known to mutter a lot of those! 

[Hub]

Some very creative ideas in this list, Smoke.  I've tried to memorize some of them.  However I just can't see myself reaching for them the next time I need to turn the air blue.  I fear I am too entrenched in my ways.  It's genetic, I think.  My dad was the Michaelangelo of the cussword and I learned SOOOO much from him 

Hub

[teesquare]

Perhaps the greatest "faux - purple word" movie of all time, Johnny Dangerously:

[TwoPockets]

I think I have use most of these except swizzle (what is that) and jeepers which is just too sissy to use. When I cuss, I usually get back to the basics and just let it rip. sometimes cussing is just good for you and keeps you from having a stroke.

[smokeasaurus]

I think I have use most of these except swizzle (what is that) and jeepers which is just too sissy to use. When I cuss, I usually get back to the basics and just let it rip. sometimes cussing is just good for you and keeps you from having a stroke.

I think jeepers was one of Dennis the Menace words on the old tv series

[teesquare]

I think I have use most of these except swizzle (what is that) and jeepers which is just too sissy to use. When I cuss, I usually get back to the basics and just let it rip. sometimes cussing is just good for you and keeps you from having a stroke.

I think jeepers was one of Dennis the Menace words on the old tv series

And Beaver Cleaver......

[TwoPockets]

When I am trying to be good I say Hocky, Doo Doo, Spit. Not sure where that came from, probably my Momma.

[Roget]

As a child a curse word was never spoken in our home, so I am really not prone to using bad language.
Having said that I have one word that I have a habit of using when "darn' is not strong enough, & it is the mother of all naughty words.
A bad habit I would like to break.