A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their
wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong
bed. The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'
The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied,
Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.'
