An oldie, but a goodie.
My wife and I sat down after supper the other night.
"What's on TV?" she asked
I answered "Dust"
And then the fight started
My wife said she wanted something shiny that went from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds..I bought her a new bathroom scales
And then the fight started
The other night my wife said she wanted to go somewhere and see something she hasn't seen in a long time. I took her to the kitchen and showed her the stove.
And then the fight started.
I got home last night and my wife demanded to go some place expensive. I took her to the gas station.
And then the fight started.
We went to my wife's 25th high school reunion. There was a guy there who was three sheets in the wind drunk. I asked her "Who is that?"
"That's Ben. We dated in high school and he started drinking after we broke up."
"Wow! Who would have thought someone would celebrate that long?"
And then the fight started.
I was involved in a minor auto accident, my fault......I rear ended a car at a red light. The other guy got out and came back to my car, and he was a dwarf! He shouted at me, "I am not happy!"
"Really, which one are you?"
And then the fight started.
