True story. I used to be a store manager for a Medical Supply store. We use to have some customers that would come by the store for their monthly supplies.
Had a fellow come in one day and walked to the counter very slowly and i looked up his records and gave him what he needed. After filling out his delivery receipt (store needed that to bill his insurance) he walked slowly to the door. He got to the door and looked back at me and said "Golden Years, my a$$" and he left. I have never forgotten that........