I think that is hysterical!
If you have never had the pleasure... (And I hope you have not...) know that Vultures only have 1 real defense should you consider trapping and grappling one.....( Please don't ask me how I know this....O.K. - yes...I was stupid...)
They empty their stomach contents on you. That's right...the vomit all over you. And it will amaze you how much they can hold. Not to mention if you are lucky as I was and grabbed one that had just come for an "All You Can Eat Buffet" of Carcass O' Sumpin' or Other....
I have to tell you- I will never forget that one.....tho I wish a I could. The bugger earned THAT shotgun blast I tell ya!