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Spriited Discussions => SPIRITED DISCUSSIONS => Topic started by: stalag on February 26, 2018, 12:26:29 AM

Title: When you need to move.
Post by: stalag on February 26, 2018, 12:26:29 AM
When you positively have to go when stopped up. In a blender put in the following.

12 ounces of prunes
10 ounces of apple juice, not from concentrate, no additives.
10 ounces of pure not from concentrate cranberry juice also no additives. Ocean spray not acceptable

Blend well and enjoy.

Oh, consume with a cup or two of black caffeinated coffee, double strong, no sugar.

douse coffee with Jack Daniels and the juice with vodka. 

Enjoy!
Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: Roget on February 26, 2018, 12:59:11 PM
Man, the cure sounds worse than the symptom.  :D :D :D
Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: TMB on February 26, 2018, 01:56:00 PM
Quote from: Roget on February 26, 2018, 12:59:11 PM
Man, the cure sounds worse than the symptom.  :D :D :D
??? ??? ???  Ill pass (sorry) but after 4 Colonoscopy I have had my fill of that kida thing ???
Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: teesquare on February 26, 2018, 02:01:50 PM
I just watch a really scary movie - and then look at a picture of the X - Mrs. T.......Works like a nuclear bomb..... :D :D :D :D
Title: When you need to move.
Post by: Pappymn on February 26, 2018, 02:04:17 PM
Quote from: teesquare on February 26, 2018, 02:01:50 PM
I just watch a really scary movie - and then look at a picture of the X - Mrs. T.......Works like a nuclear bomb..... :D :D :D :D
I eat runny eggs and bacon while gazing at a picture of Tee. Gotta eat in the bathroom though. No time to get there from the kitchen
Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: Tailgating is my game on February 26, 2018, 02:18:37 PM
Quote from: Pappymn on February 26, 2018, 02:04:17 PM
Quote from: teesquare on February 26, 2018, 02:01:50 PM
I just watch a really scary movie - and then look at a picture of the X - Mrs. T.......Works like a nuclear bomb..... :D :D :D :D
I eat runny eggs and bacon while gazing at a picture of Tee. Gotta eat in the bathroom though. No time to get there from the kitchen


pappy..."what away to go"
Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: smokeasaurus on February 26, 2018, 02:56:48 PM
This entire conversation makes me glad I am just a "regular" guy...............  :)   
Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: TwoPockets on February 26, 2018, 06:18:12 PM
You guys are, well were. full of shit.
Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: DWard51 on February 26, 2018, 10:30:07 PM
Not if you drink that cocktail....
Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: smokeasaurus on February 27, 2018, 09:15:46 PM
Gives new meaning to "plop plop fiz fiz"    more like  "fiz fiz plop plop"

I know I am a global moderator but it is sure fun to act up every once in a while   :)  :)
Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: TMB on February 28, 2018, 08:43:06 AM
Quote from: smokeasaurus on February 27, 2018, 09:15:46 PM
Gives new meaning to "plop plop fiz fiz"    more like  "fiz fiz plop plop"

I know I am a global moderator but it is sure fun to act up every once in a while   :)  :)
I hope Smoochy didn't hear you say that  :D :D
Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: smokeasaurus on February 28, 2018, 05:25:54 PM
Quote from: TMB on February 28, 2018, 08:43:06 AM
Quote from: smokeasaurus on February 27, 2018, 09:15:46 PM
Gives new meaning to "plop plop fiz fiz"    more like  "fiz fiz plop plop"

I know I am a global moderator but it is sure fun to act up every once in a while   :)  :)
I hope Smoochy didn't hear you say that  :D :D

He is parked at the door in the laundry room that leads to the garage..........he senses a rather large box on a pallet that is sitting in there...........
Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: DWard51 on February 28, 2018, 09:36:28 PM
So did everything "come out" ok?  (had to ask)
Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: sliding_billy on March 01, 2018, 08:35:59 AM
Actually sounds delicious.  Prunes get a bad rap IMHO.  I love them.
Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: happyappy on March 01, 2018, 03:35:01 PM
You say "Ocean Spray not acceptable"...but after that concoction the "spray" may border on Tsunami!

Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: mrbbq on June 26, 2018, 11:58:51 AM
At my wife's place of employment, they call this concoction, the "GO COCKTAIL".  They say it works every time. Haven't tried it myself...yet.
Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: sparky on June 26, 2018, 10:03:48 PM
Quote from: Pappymn on February 26, 2018, 02:04:17 PM
Quote from: teesquare on February 26, 2018, 02:01:50 PM
I just watch a really scary movie - and then look at a picture of the X - Mrs. T.......Works like a nuclear bomb..... :D :D :D :D
I eat runny eggs and bacon while gazing at a picture of Tee. Gotta eat in the bathroom though. No time to get there from the kitchen

Sometime I have to meet you.  You have one hell of a personality.  Love it.
Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: teesquare on June 26, 2018, 10:58:53 PM
Quote from: sparky on June 26, 2018, 10:03:48 PM
Quote from: Pappymn on February 26, 2018, 02:04:17 PM
Quote from: teesquare on February 26, 2018, 02:01:50 PM
I just watch a really scary movie - and then look at a picture of the X - Mrs. T.......Works like a nuclear bomb..... :D :D :D :D
I eat runny eggs and bacon while gazing at a picture of Tee. Gotta eat in the bathroom though. No time to get there from the kitchen

Sometime I have to meet you.  You have one hell of a personality.  Love it.

So...let me get this straight.....because Pappy is always looking for an opportunity to jack with me...HE has "one hell of a personality"...? Boy - I am gonna talk with your Dr. and see about increasing some meds..... ;) :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: sparky on June 27, 2018, 12:25:54 AM
Quote from: teesquare on June 26, 2018, 10:58:53 PM
Quote from: sparky on June 26, 2018, 10:03:48 PM
Quote from: Pappymn on February 26, 2018, 02:04:17 PM
Quote from: teesquare on February 26, 2018, 02:01:50 PM
I just watch a really scary movie - and then look at a picture of the X - Mrs. T.......Works like a nuclear bomb..... :D :D :D :D
I eat runny eggs and bacon while gazing at a picture of Tee. Gotta eat in the bathroom though. No time to get there from the kitchen

Sometime I have to meet you.  You have one hell of a personality.  Love it.

So...let me get this straight.....because Pappy is always looking for an opportunity to jack with me...HE has "one hell of a personality"...? Boy - I am gonna talk with your Dr. and see about increasing some meds..... ;) :D :D :D :D :D

Ok.  His name is Dr Williams.  I like the drugs from the 60's and 70's the best.  So ask him for those ones.
Title: Re: When you need to move.
Post by: teesquare on June 27, 2018, 09:37:30 AM
Quote from: sparky on June 27, 2018, 12:25:54 AM
Quote from: teesquare on June 26, 2018, 10:58:53 PM
Quote from: sparky on June 26, 2018, 10:03:48 PM
Quote from: Pappymn on February 26, 2018, 02:04:17 PM
Quote from: teesquare on February 26, 2018, 02:01:50 PM
I just watch a really scary movie - and then look at a picture of the X - Mrs. T.......Works like a nuclear bomb..... :D :D :D :D
I eat runny eggs and bacon while gazing at a picture of Tee. Gotta eat in the bathroom though. No time to get there from the kitchen

Sometime I have to meet you.  You have one hell of a personality.  Love it.

So...let me get this straight.....because Pappy is always looking for an opportunity to jack with me...HE has "one hell of a personality"...? Boy - I am gonna talk with your Dr. and see about increasing some meds..... ;) :D :D :D :D :D

Ok.  His name is Dr Williams.  I like the drugs from the 60's and 70's the best.  So ask him for those ones.
:thumbup: Spark.....you live in California....should not be a problem! :thumbup: ;) 8)