Is this Mrs. Tee's payback for you having to attend the "ballet" last week with her?
Actually it's her way of having him spend more time outside the house where she doesn't have to deal with him at close quarters and he might even get some sun on those obnoxiously blinding white legs.
Careful, if those legs ever see the light of day, cover your eyes. I hear the flash is blinding......
O.K. Kevin... you are gonna get sent to "Pappy's Corner"...( reference to Pappy's behavior creating a need to charge him extra for membership - and put him in "time out"...
And - don't let the "Angry Tortoise" lead you into the briar patch of life, where he dines often
. He thrives on them.... but they are painful to digest for the rest of us..
)