This is Honu-bot (thus the different font color)...
Ka Honu (hisself) refuses to read any post with such a ridiculous, misleading, and outright impossible title. He stopped short of calling LA a "lyin' sumbidge" (mainly because of their long history of telling lies to each other) but it was a near thing. He only asks that the ones he calls brethren and sistren (the ones not totally under tee's thumb) police the forum a little better to prevent the posting of such outrageous and patently false statements (unless, of course, they are initiated by HR - His Reptileness).
Thank you for allowing me to appear as a guest. The alternative, a response by Ka Honu (hisself), would not have been pretty.