Mmmmmmmmmm. Interesting device but I already have drawers and cabinets full of gadgets. Think I'll use one of my favorites:
1. Look at package of hamburger and imagine how many clumps of it you want. I'll say four for this example.
2. Grab about half of it.
3. Smoosh that half in half.
4. Repeat with the remainder.
5. Squoosh each clump into desired shape or something close to it. If you are OCD disregard this entire post because your squoosh may be ugly.
6. Wash your hands and toss out the empty hamburger package.
7. Cook the squooshed sub-clumps however you wish.
8. If your sub-clump is too small, eat two of them.
9. If your sub-clump is too big, eat half of it and give rest to dog or cat or save for next day's breakfast omelet.
10. If a dinner guest complains about their clump size tell them next time they can do the smoosh and squoosh. They'll shut up.
11. If this is all too complex, buy burgers that have already been smooshed and squooshed. That's what burger joints do.
12. If you don't like to touch hamburger foist this chore off on your wife but don't complain if she fluffs it.
13. If reading all this has made you tired, fix a ham sandwich or open a can of sardines.
14. Remember that Domino's delivers.
I'm just joshing. If you've got a big ol' tub of ground up wild critter like LostArrow had and you want to be neat with it that thingy probably works pretty well
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