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Offline Pappymn

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If only I weren't married
« Reply #-1 on: May 28, 2014, 11:09:23 AM »
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Re: If only I weren't married
« on: May 28, 2014, 11:16:36 AM »
I am impressed.  Should I show this to my wife?  Probably not. ;)
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Re: If only I weren't married
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2014, 11:25:44 AM »
Quote from: sliding_billy on May 28, 2014, 11:16:36 AM
I am impressed.  Should I show this to my wife?  Probably not. ;)
I forwarded it to mine... let you know what happens...  ;) ;D
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Re: If only I weren't married
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2014, 11:31:46 AM »
I couldn't afford her. .......unless I just ate beans!  ???
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Re: If only I weren't married
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2014, 12:01:40 PM »
Quote from: hikerman on May 28, 2014, 11:31:46 AM
I couldn't afford her. .......unless I just ate beans!  ???

And THAT would surely end the relationship.... :D :D :D :D
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Re: If only I weren't married
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2014, 01:12:34 PM »
Well on your first date make sure she pays for dinner :o
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Re: If only I weren't married
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2014, 01:31:50 PM »
Quote from: teesquare on May 28, 2014, 12:01:40 PM
Quote from: hikerman on May 28, 2014, 11:31:46 AM
I couldn't afford her. .......unless I just ate beans!  ???

And THAT would surely end the relationship.... :D :D :D :D
Yep, it'd be sort of a shortlived "whirl-wind" romance!   ??? ??? ???
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Offline drholly

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Re: If only I weren't married
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2014, 01:33:07 PM »
Quote from: hikerman on May 28, 2014, 01:31:50 PM
Quote from: teesquare on May 28, 2014, 12:01:40 PM
Quote from: hikerman on May 28, 2014, 11:31:46 AM
I couldn't afford her. .......unless I just ate beans!  ???

And THAT would surely end the relationship.... :D :D :D :D
Yep, it'd be sort of a shortlived "whirl-wind" romance!   ??? ??? ???

 ;D ;D ??? ??? ;D ;D
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Re: If only I weren't married
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2014, 01:36:50 PM »
Quote from: muebe on May 28, 2014, 01:12:34 PM
Well on your first date make sure she pays for dinner :o

I bet she doesn't know the meaning of 'Tapas'!
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Offline Smokerjunky

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Re: If only I weren't married
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2014, 03:16:26 PM »
Hard to imagine - difficult to think about  :o
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Re: If only I weren't married
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2014, 04:19:15 PM »
Quote from: teesquare on May 28, 2014, 12:01:40 PM
Quote from: hikerman on May 28, 2014, 11:31:46 AM
I couldn't afford her. .......unless I just ate beans!  ???

And THAT would surely end the relationship.... :D :D :D :D

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Re: If only I weren't married
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2014, 04:21:31 PM »
BTW - Have not heard back from my wife.... could be n interesting evening...  ???
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Re: If only I weren't married
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2014, 04:24:53 PM »
Quote from: squirtthecat on May 28, 2014, 01:36:50 PM
Quote from: muebe on May 28, 2014, 01:12:34 PM
Well on your first date make sure she pays for dinner :o

I bet she doesn't know the meaning of 'Tapas'!
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Re: If only I weren't married
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2014, 04:26:36 PM »
Quote from: drholly on May 28, 2014, 04:21:31 PM
BTW - Have not heard back from my wife.... could be n interesting evening...  ???

David silence is golden. ....but sometimes it's deafening!  :o
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Re: If only I weren't married
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2014, 04:52:52 PM »
Must be a quite day on the BBQ front ;D
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