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Offline ACW3

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UNICORN Sighting At Sam's Club!!!
« Reply #-1 on: August 13, 2014, 09:25:26 PM »
Picture proof of Unicorn on sale at Sam’s Club.  Not a bad price, either!! And USDA inspected!! 




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Re: UNICORN Sighting At Sam's Club!!!
« on: August 13, 2014, 11:02:54 PM »
That guy next to the unicorn is scary ???

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Re: UNICORN Sighting At Sam's Club!!!
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2014, 11:14:59 PM »
Art, you need to get a better class of friends.  That guy would scare kids.
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Re: UNICORN Sighting At Sam's Club!!!
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2014, 12:00:12 AM »
Kids, Hell. That guy scares me!
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Re: UNICORN Sighting At Sam's Club!!!
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2014, 05:10:47 AM »
Dibs on the horn.
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Re: UNICORN Sighting At Sam's Club!!!
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2014, 06:12:48 AM »
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Re: UNICORN Sighting At Sam's Club!!!
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2014, 07:28:17 AM »
How long before the manager threw you out of the club?

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Re: UNICORN Sighting At Sam's Club!!!
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2014, 08:14:53 AM »
I just got up and MAYBE my eyes aren't adjusted yet, but........could somebody please tell me which one is the Unicorn?  ???

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Re: UNICORN Sighting At Sam's Club!!!
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2014, 08:32:37 AM »
OH the sight  ??? ??? ??? ???    ;)
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Re: UNICORN Sighting At Sam's Club!!!
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2014, 08:33:45 AM »
5.28 a lb aint half bad for unicorn  ;D ;D
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Re: UNICORN Sighting At Sam's Club!!!
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2014, 09:15:50 AM »
How long before the manager threw you out of the club?

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With Tee carrying the unicorn across the store, I kept expecting to be intercepted by store security.  Didn't happen.  As soon as Tee saw the stuffed animals, you could see and hear the wheels turning.  He said, "Follow me!"  And the rest, as they say, is history.

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Re: UNICORN Sighting At Sam's Club!!!
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2014, 09:45:59 AM »
That's interesting but tell me about the purple thing. Dee
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Re: UNICORN Sighting At Sam's Club!!!
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2014, 10:45:09 AM »
That's interesting but tell me about the purple thing. Dee

I think Tee really wanted to buy the purple unicorn and take it home.  I believe Roscoe and Ellie Mae would have destroyed it in a New York minute, however.

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Re: UNICORN Sighting At Sam's Club!!!
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2014, 11:02:08 AM »
Art, Do you reckon that Tee wanted that purple unicorn because it reminded him of "females" he woke up next to when he was an unmarried fellow? Dee
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Re: UNICORN Sighting At Sam's Club!!!
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2014, 11:04:51 AM »
Art, Do you reckon that Tee wanted that purple unicorn because it reminded him of "females" he woke up next to when he was an unmarried fellow? Dee

They may have "looked purple" (through blood shot eyes) in the morning after a night of heavy drinking.  Just saying'...

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