well, it's xmas time. I like xmas. I have been married for 33 years to a lovely, patience, understanding and loving woman. she has helped me more in ways that I could tell ya. I love her dearly. and all 3 of my kids respect her completely. I make sure of it. My wife is the bread winner in our family. ppl ask me if that bothers me. nope. I just give my wife all my money (except for rub money, meat money and charcoal money). I am not the boss in our house either.
well.....I ordered a new grill and it wasn't suppose to be delivered until Monday or Tuesday
when my wife would have been at work (i used my own money. I work). wouldn't ya know it. the damn thing gets delivered today. while i was at work. so, i get this call at work. guess who it is? "what the h#ll is this box on our doorstep that says it's for grilling and smoking?" a lot of yelling at this time.
so, when she is done i tell her. dear, i did sell 4 of my grills in the last 2 weeks (i had 9 on my patio and was only using a few of them) for
a lot of money and i took all the money and
deposited all of it in
your account to help you w/ the financial burden of xmas.
silence. more silence. I'm thinking, she doesn't have sh!t to say. I all happy w/ myself. I'm also thinking, i should be getting sex tonight.
she finally says, dear what would you like for dinner tonight? i would really like tacos. guess what. they were tacos on the table. and they were good too. the pitcher of sangria didn't hurt none either.
I got a great wife.
