A guy was stopped by a state trooper for speeding .
trooper :sir do you know how fast you were driving ?
driver : yes officer .
trooper :do you know that i used my red lights and siren and you ignored me for few miles ?
driver : yes officer .
trooper :can you explain yourself ?
driver : you see officer , few month ago my wife ran away with a state trooper ,
I thought to myself , it must be you . and that you bring her back .
