He needed one that ran on natural Gas!
He found a great price on a four burner - bought it & took it home.
His wife met him at the door arms folded & said no more grills It is me or the grill.....one has to go.
So he stood there for a minute thinking.
THE WIFE
22 years of marriage on one hand
but THE GRILL
The grill never runs out of gas & does not get headaches
He can turn it on 24 hours a day & it will always be hot for him
He can drink beer with the guys around it anytime without complaints.
If he puts on too much food it won't talk back to you….. Just pure pleasure 24/7
If she does cool down, you can get her hot again in minutes.
You can go out whenever you want & she will be waiting for you when you get home.
She will please all your friends not just you
So it was hard for him to say goodbye after 22 years....now he thought "where should I put that new grill".......I said Joe you now have a free bay in the garage I'll go buy a couple of steaks & get some beer.
Sometimes you just need a minute to think things out!
