Well, at least here in Texas there are plenty of places to buy the real thing for the fourth of July if you want that. There are a few who put together there own version of fireworks that are a tad more explosive.
I hope that I did not offend anyone with my comment. I was really saying that with tongue in cheek. However, what was mentioned concerning the "nanny" state is part of the great "transformation" of America. Fortunately, my years are numbered and I won't be around to "enjoy" such endeavors. I often wonder if the pendulum will swing back or we are witnesses to the beginning of the end i.e. the decline and fall of the American empire.
I guess I will focus on what am I going to cook next on the wood smoker.
Have a great day!
Ed