Scotch ...

[CDN Smoker]

Mr. Honu,

Let me see if I can save you some cash.

I could send someone to get you in a sled,


But I think you might like this sled better,


They are faster than these,


I think you are right, better chance of me coming to visit you first

[Hub]

Do you remember back in the 60's when everybody smoked?  Stinky, dark lounges?  Ashes and butts all over the table?

Do you recall how the waitress used to carefully collect all the butts and ashes in another tray on her cart?

Those butts were just raw material!

Back in the back of the bar they had a barrel of cheap vodka.  They'd dump all the butts and ashes they collected into the barrel each evening.  And . . . a day or so later . . . they'd have Scotch!

Hub

[teesquare]

Mmmm...makes Scotch sound almost as appetizing as Chicha!   http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/09/dining/09beer.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

Enjoy!

[TwoPockets]

Hmmm, let's see...

Option 1 (stay home):
     Macallan 18 (750 ML)...............................about $160

Option 2 (visit CDN Smoker):
     Airfare, from just about anywhere to Winnepeg...............about $800
     Dogsled rental...................................................................about $600
     Survival gear.....................................................................about $1500
     Lots of clothes..................................................................about $900
     The look on his face when you knock on the door............PRICELESS!

I'd go but it's too far away from my ocean (and SWMBO has already spent our discretionary income for the next several years). Therefore I'll defer to someone more solvent. Probably tee would be best suited (so to speak).  I can almost see him in his Oklahoma shorts shouting "Gig 'em, Aggies!" as the dogs screech to a halt in front of CDN Smoker's igloo (or whatever those Manitobanites live in).

I have seen Tee in shorts, you need at least two bottles of Scotch to erase that image.

[teesquare]

You guys are as heartless as a coyote in a henhouse......