Hehehe I think if eating BBQ had the same 'expanding' qualities as the pants stretcher is used for, you'd have a LOT more women on this forum!
(I have to admit, Don, after seeing "Champion Bosom Stretcher and Ironing Board" it took me a minute to process that the board is for stretching blouses, not the bosom itself. I can't remember a time I ever thought to myself "Gosh, my bosom could use a good stretching and ironing." )
What a unique antique, though!